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I Won't Buy Beer For You

I Won't Buy Beer For You

You want me to buy beer for you.
But that's something I will not do.
You are only 17 years old and you are too young to drink beer.
I won't buy it for you and that's something I want to make clear.
If I were to buy beer for you, I might go to jail. 
In addition to it being illegal, buying beer for you would be wrong as well.
You're shouting and you said that Hell is where I can go.
You can shout and have tantrums but the answer is still No.
When it comes to having this conversation, I'm through.
You are too young to drink and I won't buy beer for you.
 

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