Poem -
I Won't Congratulate You
You're moving in with your girlfriend and many people have congratulated you.
You've asked me to do the same but that is something I can't and won't do.
I won't congratulate you because you and your girlfriend will be living in sin.
I won't condone premarital sex, don't ask for my congratulations ever again.
Yes I have old fashioned morals that you consider to be out of date.
I won't congratulate you because you're doing something that God hates.
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Comments
The one thing that won't go out of style is saying something has gone out of style. This poem says it all.
Very well done. Marriage is not old fashioned.
May try sugging to him by saying buy a very big house and making a guys secttion and a ladies section.and saying that the opposite gender can't be in the same room without a marriage certificate. Just an idea.
Sincerly, Russell.