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I WON'T EAT THAT

I WON'T EAT THAT

I won't eat that the colours aren't niceĀ 
This was said by four year old Billy PriceĀ 
His mum shook her head more than twice Ā 
She did her best to encourage and enticeĀ 

Billy's mum the next evening had a cunning plan
Hide the offensive food under gravy for her little man Ā 
She could of course leave them in the frying pan Ā 
Failing all that give them to her husband StanĀ 

I guess that when you are a boy of four Ā 
You know what you want that's for sureĀ 
Some foods you like less and others you like moreĀ 
Eating is a pleasure and never a choreĀ 

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Edward Williams

Hey I think it’s a awesome moral but if you climax the main msg a lil more it would have a more of an appeal. But I liked it

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Larry Ran

My Dear Friend Kieran,

Very funny stuff!

This is food for thought
Takes one back to their childhood
Eat or not to eat

Love,
Larry xxx

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