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I WOULD RATHER PLAY WITH MY CAT

I WOULD RATHER PLAY WITH MY CAT

Sparrowsong how did your date go?

He was so fine!

I didn't go...

You didn't go?

No...

What happened?

I played matchmaker...

You didn't?

Yes, I did...

Why would you do that?

He wanted to convince me how amazing he is...

How he can get sex and all that...

What did you do?

I set him up with a sure bet he'd get lucky...

Who?

Who sleeps with every guy she meets?

No, you didn't...

What did you tell him?

I told him I would rather play with my cat...

Did your match making thing work out?

Like a charm!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

 

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Jill Tait

First none rhyming ditty I’ve ever loved!!! Xx

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sparrowsong

Hello Jill...

Some people are so into rhyming, it can be cute but, I enjoy reading things a few times because I thought it was amazing not because I have to because it can get me dizzy as it is, it's not for everyone...

If a person actually talked in all that rhyming in a conversation I would think Mother Goose and Dr. Seuss must have been a very good friend to them...

I prefer real and there's some laughs that go through you like nails on a chalkboard and some find them adorable...

I enjoy Poetry I can read and my mind can see it too same with Music too...

If I want to be depressed all the time I'd answer my door and my phone more often...

When I want to be depressed it's not hard to find...

Glad you enjoyed my none rhyming ditty!

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Thank you for your kind comment and support!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

 

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