Ice Flames

I was there that fateful day
when the god damn furnace
that was guaranteed
and under warranty
to last forever
broke down unceremoniously

The pissed off owner
called Inferno Support
to moan about his domicile
and home office
now being frozen over
which as anyone who knows
anything about his core business
JUST CAN'T HAPPEN

The frustrated demon
has been on hold
for what seems like an eternity
as the long line of fallen souls
waiting to be processed
cool their heels in the lobby