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If You Demand Sex

Men such as yourself are dumb and deserve to have broken necks.
When you buy women dinner, you think that you're entitled to sex.
When you pay for a woman's dinner, sex is what you demand.
I may have the pleasure of tearing you apart with my bare hands.
Sadly, my sister is naive and she has agreed to go out with you.
If you demand sex from her, I'll tell you exactly what I'm going to do.
If you do that to my sister, I will beat you into the ground.
And when I tell you this, I'm certainly not kidding around.
When I say that I love my baby sister, it's true.
If you demand sex, I'll beat the shit out of you.
You think it's okay to do what you do but that isn't true at all.
You won't need to date women because I'll cut off your balls.
You can walk her to the door and you can even kiss her.
But I'll break your neck if you demand sex from my sister.

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