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I’ll get one Yet

I’ll get one Yet

     I got a confession to make 
I don’t think it really matters 
But I have got to get it off my chest 

I really just don’t like cats 🐈‍⬛   
     I know they exist

and I watch them strut through my yard like a princess on a magic carpet 
chase the birds, shit and piss
so I came up with a solution for this 
      I got a confession to make 
I throw golf balls at them 
because my golf shots stink
I’ll get one yet 

2022

      

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