Poem -
I`M A COMPUTER VIRGIN
I`m a computer virgin
I haven`t the slightest clue!
Which buttons do I press?
Which boxes do I choose?!
What the heck is an inbox?
Why do I have to log in or out?!
Where on earth is the bloody on button?!
It`s really making me want to shout!!
What`s a flippin email?
Or Gmail for that matter?!
What do I do with all those little squiggly things?!
And what the heck do they all mean?
Again, does it really matter?!!
My little brain is now so frazzled!!
I`m getting in such a mess!
I`m in a blummin bad mood now!!
So just give me lots of paper!
A pencil!
And a nice big desk!!
................Before I go!
Why am I offered cookies?!
They never mention a cup of tea!!!!
G xx
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LOL!!!......... you definitely have a gift for the comic side of poetry.............. I'm still smiling from this one........I mean........ your computer should be able to offer you tea with the cookies!! (lol!).......... Love your stuff G!!.............smiles.............T xo
Thrilled that it made you smile my darling....yeh!! those techy twits have got it all upside down!...... on my planet.........we should start with the tea and bickies and then get down to blummin work!!!!! I love you kiddo.....G xx
Ps, thank you for the compliments I love it when I can manage to cheer you up and I love you sweetie....G xx
brill fun piece Georgina, really loved this, good to meet fellow brit, I'm north of border & fairly new here, feel frre to chechk out my wtitings, be interested in your thoughts, Gordon
Hi G`, I`m chuffed to meet a fellow Brit on here too as most of my friends on here are from all over the world! My eldest daughter and her family live in Fife. I`m glad you liked my silly little musings on the techy side of life, I did only learn to use a computer in 2013, so that piece is all true I`m afraid!!! Thank you for the compliment.
G xx