Poem -
I`M A COMPUTER VIRGIN
I`m a computer virgin
I haven`t the slightest clue.
Which buttons do I press?
Which boxes do I choose?
What the eck is an inbox?
Why do I have to log in or out?
Where on earth is the blummin on button?
It`s really making me want to shout!!
What`s a flippin email?
Or gmail for that matter!
What do I do with all those squiggly things?
And what on earth do they all mean?
Again does it really matter?
My little brain is now so frazzled!
I`m getting in such a mess.
I`m in a blummin bad mood now!
So give me lots of paper
A pencil
And a nice big desk!!!
Before I go!!
Why am I offered cookies?
It never mentions a cup of tea!!
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Dear Georgina Richardson
Very amusing verse, Thanks and Congrats for sharing
Regards
WILLIAMSJI MAVELI
Thank you Sweet williamsji I`m pleased that I`ve made you smile honey. Much love to you. G xx
Morning George, you were right again,,,,this one had me rolling off my bed.......it's so true of so many people and I was one a few years back, I was too busy with traveling that a computer just seemed to be in the way.....that's all changed now (of course).........anyway, you really have a gift for these comedic type poems,,,,perhaps you should put together a small coffee table book of "Miss Georgina's Remedy's over Tea" or something, I think people would find it quite charming.....just my opinion of course......I have more of your comedy to read....see ya later......tony
I do have a book published last December called THE THREE L`S LIFE, LOVE AND LOSS. If you look on my profile you can get my email address and you can get a signed copy from me directly priced £9.99. It has 200 poems in it. I`m glad I was able to make you smile with this one and thank you for the compliments and for reading it, you have cheered me up as it`s been a bit of a rough day for me today as you know. Love G xx
Ps you be carefull and don`t fall again sweety. xx