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Inappropriate

Inappropriate

I’m giving birth

and he calls me sexy

I’m going to kill him slowly

I might use an epidural

and insert a melon sideways

see how long he takes

to get it out

bet he’ll look sexy

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Tina Moore

lol we give men a hard time when pregnant ,but id love to do the melon thing too see how attractive they feel at times lol  good write susan!    tina x

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Tim Holtman

the person in the picture was a women then had surgery to appear more masculin, but wanted to have a child so he/she kept his/her vagina so him/her and her/his lesbian lover could still procreate with a donar's seed

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Susan O'Reilly

yep its true course his nipples are bigger hes pregnant lol x

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Donielle Smith

Hi Susan, this was an interesting yet funny write. I enjoyed it. Thanks for the wonderful comments my friend. :-) Good luck to you as well on your nomination..

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Susan O'Reilly

thank you i enjoyed yours glad you liked mine cheers x

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