inappropriate luxury

his velvet jacket
cost a packet
but couldn't hack it
When,
asked where one would wear
distinctive and debonair
attire..
aspersions cast in  air.
I must confess
my sugarplum dress
does contest it  exist
I bare resist the desire
insists I never wear..
I only bought to stare
at some auspicious
function that..
I never was there..

(I'm sorry I do realise that only me may understand this)