Incidentally I Assure You

Incidentally, I assure you, I am
not a hero ..
But you do make me feel
like some
aroused, hardened nipple ..
Roughly
squeezed and gently rolled
somewhere
between a finger and thumb
of some new
 disciple, lover or paramour ..
And so then,
without wishing to bore you
any further,
I shall make my way toward
the exit,
and will bother you no more ..