INSTRUCTIONS (THE TWIT CLUB)
Bake at 350 degree preheated oven for 40ย minutes...
Be careful product will be hot...
Place product in the microwave for 5 minutes...
Be careful product will be hot...
Hot beverage to go...
Label reads caution hot beverage...
Instructions on the bottom of the box...
Do not turn box over...
Glass fragile handle with care...
Photos please don't bend...
Cleaning products keep out of the reach of children...
Plastic bag that holds toys...
Bag isย not a toy...
Keep away from children...
Aspirin bottle warning...
Don't take if you're allergic to aspirin...
Tablets to be taken by mouth...
Do we think everything goes in the other end?
Changing a baby's diaper on a changing table?
Do not leave child unattended...
So many instructions...
So little time...
There must be a reason for all the warnings?
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sparrowsongย
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well put nice read very clever and inventive enjoyed linda
Hello Linda...
I can get such a great laugh just reading all the instructions and labels everywhere...
Curling iron with a cord needs to be plugged in...
Iron is hot when it's plugged in and turned on?
OUCH!
Yup...
Seriously, have we come to such lack of common sense we need all of these warnings?
Gee had an injury...
Got sued...
I know why I couldn't be a judge...
If I got a case like this in front of me...
I would not be able to stop laughing...
3 million to the plaintiff for personal injury...
Have to put a warning label on it...
Be careful...
Thank you for your comment...
Glad you enjoyed!ย
Hugs...
sparrowsongย
P.S. We make decisions for our country?
A very trusting source?
Hugs...
sparrowsongย
funny stuff Sparrow!
This is SO cool FEATHERS!!!..... even those commercials on TV that say if you take this for your ailment.,...BUT!!...if you do you could lose a leg or get everlasting diarrhea ......LOL!!......you touched on a VERY profound point here!!...... labels and warnings attempting to indoctrinate us .....with open arms..... into "The Twit Club!!......ALL STARS!!...... fun stuff sister girl!!......LOVE and ROCKETS!!.......T xo.ย ?
Hello Tony...
So many times the side effects would seem to just make a person feel better with the problem they have...
If your throat or tongue swells up, if you have trouble breathing, it may cause seizures...
Do not drive or operate machinations until you know how the drug will effect you...
If you or a loved one hasย taken this drug and you have suffered a stroke, kidney damage,ย death please call the number on the screen...
Claims are limited so please call...
Now...
As if the problems you have isn't enough...
They will kill you slowly?
Thank you for your comment and support!ย
Hugz and Smiles!ย
Love and Rockets!ย
Feathersย
It's supposed to be machinary...
Oops...
Hello Lisa...
Thanks for the smiles my friend...
Thank you for your comment...
Hugs and Smiles!ย
sparrowsongย
Hello Sis Cherie...
When you think about who makes the medications...
They experiment first on something?
Then they still approve for human consumption...
Kind of scary if you ask me...
Thank you for your comment and support!ย
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sparrowsongย
:) ย Just love the way you mix humour with conveying a significant message ! Humour cuts to the chase making a point in a stimulating fashion !!!
Love your poetry.
Take care. ย x
Hello Richard...
:)
Thank you very much!ย
If you go by a hardware store see what the warning is on a chainsaw...
Funny stuff...
Glad you enjoyed!ย
Thank you for your comment compliment...
Take care too.
Hugs...
sparrowsongย