It is Costochondritis

Well it is 10.30 in the morning
I am sat in my Doctors surgery sleepily yawning
I have never had a wink of rest
but this isn’t unusual for me
I’ve had a niggle in my chest
in my heart region you see
Mind you it’s probably just wind
but I thought it best to check it out
I was scared to cough and I cough alot
God knows what this is all about

Niggles at nighttime keeping us awake
I get insomnia for pity’s sake
Is that not enough without pain as well
hoping its not my heart
coz it was hurting like hell
Well I have just seen the Doctor
It is Costochondritis 
At least its nothing sinister its only tendinitis

The Doctor asked me  “Do you have some painkillers?” and I said “No I have not any” so she put them on a prescription so it will not cost me a penny
Ah well turning sixty does have it’s advantages
I can get my pills on free prescription without paying for the damages