‘‘It’s absolutely baltic’❄️

My throttle’s on, I’m striding out 
Tis a chilly wind today
So if I bump into anyone
I’m not stopping ‘Come what may’

Please don’t think I’m being rude
But I won’t pause to have a chat
‘It’s absolutely baltic’
I’m not standing still in that:(

Gotta keep on the move
Like a rocket up to space
Marching thru the countryside
Maintaining a steady pace

Mother nature’s got it wrong
She must be thinking summer’s done
“Hell’s bells” what’s she doin’
“What the heck is goin’ on”

Spring hasn’t sprung yet!!
We are still in May, not June
Yet the elements outside
Are fiddling to a different tune:(

“Comon’ Mr Sunshine”
It’s your turn to make a show
Chase those grey skies away
Let’s see your bright rays glow

Hurry up & make your mark
It’s your time to perform
Better late than never tho
We need the air to be warm

They do say it’s ‘Global warming’
Mixing up our Season’s weather
But I don’t think it’s coz of that
I reckon they just utter alot of blether

It’s what we’re used of after all
‘The great English summer’
One day tis sunny, then the next it’s wet.... “What a bummer”!!!

So I’m always equipped,
“Be prepared” that’s my motto
Coz the annual British summertime
Is like a ‘Gamble on a lotto’ ?