I've got myself a stalker...

I've got myself a stalker as every good girl does,

He stalks me when I'm cabling it,by train or even bus,

He stalks me in the morning he stalks me late at night,

He stalks me though he knows it's wrong he somehow thinks it's right,

I've got myself a stalker who's mental as can be,

He's such a pest and so obsessed with little crazy me,

He writes me crazy letters he sends me crazy texts,

I reply,"f*ck off politely with all my due respects"

I've got myself a stalker he's more crazy than the rest,

Be known to drive me crazy  puts my patience to the test,

He doesn't buy me chocolates,or gold though I incist,

Trust me to get a stalker who's got a big tight fist,

So I've got myself a stalker he's wants to be my friend,

He said that he'll keep stalking me until the bitter end.