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Jai and the spider sitting on my car window

Jai and the spider sitting on my car window

Ay it's Jai 
I am spider phobic
Driving S shape through streets 
Hoping to release 
Spider from my window 
And from my soul 
O God please send Jai a 
Ladybird for Christmas 
Send spider back 
Ay it's Jai 

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BLOSSOM

Ha ha, never though you as a wus Jai, being in Indonesia and all that LOL!!!  Your crazy humour never ceases to make me laugh!!! :)

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Jai Masters

Jai doesn't like spiders, he prefers 

poodles, Rachel please send Jai a 

poodle for Christmas rather than spider,

what is wus? Scaredy cat, Jai is afraid 

of spider on his soul, please send poodle 

With pink ribbon, spider can't wear pink ribbon. 

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Tina Moore

lol   a little incy wincy spider do you no harm ,or is it a black widow?   wat bout a pink poodle ? lol   funny jai !!       tina x

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Stephen Weyant

hilarious again jai! for us, not you!!!!

I feel the same way about snakes! they just don't look good with pink bows!

take care my friend

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Random Enigma

I'm right there with you on the spider thing!  And my mom once wrecked her car because of a spider!  I quite enjoyed this!

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Jai Masters

thanks Shannon it's a scary experience!!!!

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Random Enigma

Had to come back and favorite this one!  This is epic awesome  :-D

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Jai Masters

there is good karma always for 

coming back; no more spiders 

only ladybirds and dolphins for you 

And a very merry! 

Best wishes Jai :)

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Random Enigma

Sweet!!!  May my good karma bless you as well!  Merry Christmas

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Jai Masters

thank you very much! 

Best wishes 

Jai :)

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