Jimmy loves his football⚽️

He loves his football yet he never scores a goal because he’s getting on abit the poor old soul . God knows how his wife puts up with him coz each night in his head, he dreams he’s playing center half and he kicks her out the bed . Wor Jimmy the Geordie wanted to be a superstar when he was just a lad, but when his sweetheart came along she told him he was mad

Tho he tried to forget his fantasies just to please the wife, he’s dreamt about his football all of his life . coz Jimmy’s football crazy and so was his Dad yet the both of them could never play, their dribbling skills were bad . but he goes to the matches whenever he can, his favourite team is Newcastle United infact he is their biggest fan . as he stands in the terraces in his local football stadium, Jimmy sings his heart out thinking hes in the London palladium

Jimmy’s organised his resting place after he pops his clogs, he wants buried in Newcastle United ground dressed in his football togs . he still has his football strip from when he was a little boy, mind you those black and white shorts and top brought him such joy . you see he never, ever took it off, even wore it on his honeymoon and on the day of his wedding which was in the month of June . I feel sorry for his better half coz he never takes her out, she is a football widow of that I’ve no doubt . but he loved it when she married him so why should he ever change, if Jimmy stopped supporting Newcastle United well his wife would think it strange