Poem -

JUST A MAP and A DART

Tap!

Tap!

Sparrowsong?

What are you doing?

I'm hanging up my map...

​​​​​​With nails?

What else you got?

I can't hold it up and throw a dart at the same time...

A dart?

Why not?

Isn't that what the Weather people do to report the weather when it's not quite right?

I don't think so...

Are you certain?

Umm...

​​​​​You want me to hold it for you?

That would be great if you don't mind a dart in the butt...

How about scotch tape?

​​​​​It's ok...

I found some glue...

Sparrowsong?

Not glue!

Duct Tape?

Sparrowsong...

Here...

A magnet?

You're so funny!

Ok...

If it'll make you happy...

Tap! Tap!

Sparrowsong?

Yup...

Now, what are you doing?

Unless you have a wall size magnet...

It isn't going to work...

Gotcha!

Tie this please...

A blindfold?

Yup...

What are you going to do?

I'm throwing darts at the map...

May I ask why?

People have their favorite States right?

Favorite sides?

Favorite Cities?

Favorite...

I got the gist Sparrowsong...

Lake...

Ok...

Yup...

I don't have a favorite...

I'm analyzing...

With a dart?

Exactly!

Now, what are you doing?

It landed there, there, over here...

Ok...

I put stars on it...

I see that...

Then I write it down...

I figure out the miles between the darts...

Check this out..

This star and that star is 328 miles apart...

This one is 1,349 miles apart...

​​​​​​Right...

You take the furthest points and come to the middle...

Ok...

Look where you would end up...

Really?

Fascinating right?

Interesting...

You still haven't said what it's for...

It's for Heidi and Ben...

They want to take a Road trip...

Are they crazy?

Sparrowsong you and that look again...

Stop it!

May I finish please?

Go ahead...

Then I check the State's about page...

State bird, State flower...

That's some details...

Well, Ben and Heidi both agreed on...

Wait?

They agreed on something?

I know right...

Don't worry I marked it on the Calendar...

Ok good...

They both agreed not to go to a place where a bug is the State Bird...

They don't want to go to a State where the Flowers will make them sneeze and itch...

​​​​​​I give them the answer of the dart and they get to..

Go?

Research...

Oh...

Smile...

sparrowsong

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