Poem -

Just Stop 🛑

Just Stop 🛑

     I don’t want to drink no more 
but the clock ⏰ keeps ticking 
Tink tocco 
one second at a time 
     I don’t want to forget where I was 
lose my phone and my wallet 
that’s nuts 
I don’t want to 
not remember my life 
     I don’t want to drink ever again 
I can pull it off 
alcohol is the devil 👿 
it touches the tongue 👅 
and the 👅 
can cut like a knife 🔪 

2022

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