Just To Get Free Beer

You are an idiot, those are words that you need to hear.
You're risking your freedom just to get some free beer.
You're buying beer for 17 and 18 year olds and taking half of it.
When you're locked in a cell by the cops, you sure won't love it.
They give you the money, you buy the beer and they give you half.
What you're doing is illegal and will get you jail time, do the math.
You're being stupid every time you buy beer for people who are underage.
I foresee that you'll eventually be arrested and forced to live in a cage.
In addition to being illegal, it's also immoral and you'll rot in jail.
When you do get arrested, don't you dare ask me to pay your bail.