Just Why People Steal

A woman had to pee
Racing, she let her purse be
Before her tinkle's end
A man had her purse in hand

A weird dude who was fat
Running this way and then that
His look said he was free
He then sat under a tree

Frustrated her tears ran
The lady called her boyfriend
Who was a tree trimmer
He cursed and dropped his hammer

The hammer fell and hit
That stupid man where he sat
Instead of coming down
He comforted his girl's frown

Passing by was a Hurst
A man lying with a purse
Killing two birds at once
threw the body with a bounce

when dude came out the tree
Speeding Hurst all he could see
What's the world coming too
Purse, hammer, what can I do?

Then finding his baby
He kissed his favorite lady
They related stories
Then told each other sorry'