Keep Scrolling
Keep Scrolling by Eric Hammitt
**Image belongs to Blue Chair Ep. 59 - Busy-Work**
Post a funny picture, not mine, but with my own original caption so that makes it okay;
Blip;
Check on it and see that it got eight likes;
Donβt really care, but I get a sense of gratification anyways;
Check my feed, some funny stuff, some dumb stuff, some horrifying stuff;
Keep scrolling;
See a black and white picture of a former coworker I havenβt seen in over a year;
Stop scrolling;
Thinking back, she was nice, and attractive, I wonder what sheβs been up to;
Read the post;
RIP Rachel we will miss you;
What?
Go to her page, it canβt be that sheβsβ¦
Dead;
Keep scrolling;
Rachel, we miss you;
Rachel, you were a great friend;
Rachel, you will be reunited with your mom soon;
Keep scrolling;
Obsessively look for any details;
Natural causes?
Car accident?
Drug overdose?
Keep scrolling;
Anything would be better than not knowing;
Nothing;
Just the same three black and white photos over and over;
Rachel, you left too soon;
Rachel, you were an amazing person;
Rachel, we didnβt tell you how much you meant to us;
Keep scrolling;
Why?
There are wars happening, people starving, lives burning down across the world;
Yet all I can think about is a girl that I barely knew, dying, just across the Mississippi River;
Search her page;
Nothing;
Search the obituaries;
Nothing;
Search the entire web;
Nothing;
Canβt find a cause of death and itβs driving me insane;
Blip;
Stop scrolling;
My post from earlier got another like, this time from my crush;
Forget why I was so angry, so confused;
Attention set elsewhere;
Some pop star I donβt care about nor listen to is apparently having an affair;
Twelve articles pop up about the adulterous act;
Donβt find any amusing or interesting in the slightest;
Give them a like;
Blip;
My post is up to seventeen likes;
Keep scrolling;
Rachel already forgottenβ¦
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awesome pen. welcome to Cosmo!