Keep Your Distance Romance.

Her and i stand two metres apart.
This social distancing from her is breaking my heart.
At night she sleeps alone in our water bed.
At night i sleep alone in the garden shed.
Her i can not hold and kiss.
I will tell you this social distancing for i is not bliss.
But for our safety sex with her I’ll sacrifice.
With life i don’t gamble like a throw of a dice.
Here we stand two metres apart.
The only thing good about it is I’m not close to her when she does fart.