Poem -

Kiss

Kiss

don't bring any butterfly wing
kisses here..
I want pit boots..
charging of steeds.
the wrath of a Viking
I want Titan warriors in
bearskin thong smashing
and pillaging like
there's no bread left
I want a two tonne
giant of a smakeroonie
kiss
right on the fiz hog
so just take your butterfly
wings and shove them
away with the fairies.
 

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pauline codd

I want that too

and I GET it in my dreams..and in memories..
the one who I love most..I have not met..
only in a dream

(sounds like 'it' my heart burns their too)

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Lorna

Brilliantly funny, 
tow ton smackaroonie kiss... excellent
Love this
Lorna
Xxx

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author
pauline codd

Thanks Lorna..lol..just words we use..they must sound funny..

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