The Kiwi

They call this land New Zealand

The kiwi bird it's pride

the great white cloud it's emblem

over waters far and wide.

A land of startling contrast

where nature beckons true

you'll find that you just can't be bored -

although there's nought to do.

For Kiwi's are a ragin' bunch....

but - they'll make you walk for miles

your legs will hurt, your feet will ache

but still you'll want to smile.

'Cause at the end of every day

the pub's just one short jaunt -

and that's where you'll find happiness.....

at the local Kiwi haunt.