Knock three times

I see ghost hunters
hanging in dirty places ,
Chatting to us maggots,
in a strange dialect,
it's not middle English,
it's not Gaelic, I don't
understand it,
They scream and shout,
if theres anybody there ?
but they're scary,
I dont care to speak
to the loud mouthed freaks..
touch this light..
move this ball.
Methinks this paranormal
shite is a load of gobbldy ghouk,
parateqhs and
shadows here and there,
rats moving between layers,
leave us be, mortals..
you'll be here soon enough.
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