LEAVING EUROPE BEHIND

The day of reckoning is finally here 
Britain leaves Europe and will disappear 
Left to our own devices from today 
A tragedy waiting to happen I have to say

Goodbye France no more croissants and brie 
Goodbye Holland no more cheese for my tea
Goodbye Italy no more pizza or spaghetti 
Goodbye Belgium no more chocolates for me

What a terrible thing Britain is on it's own 
All that's left is to moan and groan