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Legit

I know a smoker who doesnt want to wear a face mask because science research says they hamper your inhale of oxygen and increase carbon content in the breath

Legit

I know a person who refuses to take antibiotics cause they want to build healthy immunity but they wear a mask and have signed up for the vaccine

Legit

I know a dude who believes Jesus is The Messiah but refuses to read even a single word that Jesus spoke

Legit

I know a chick who says Nature is her religion and Science her bible but supports transgender child cyborg sexworkers "if that's who they feel they are inside"

Sounds ligit

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Jim "The Lad" ....

I got a chuckle out of this one al ! it is when we are found to be hypocritical and we don't go...oh yea, you're right! and make an effort to change! is when there is a real problem me thinks! love your clear to me the slow, make you think poems the most! great write!................................Jim

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al Bikaadi

Glad you enjoyed it Max. Must confessed I laughed at my own joke while writing this one. 😅

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Being Me

There's nowt as queer as folk!  
I know of people who say they cannot wear a mask because it triggers their anxiety. And yet they can leave their homes without, seemingly, a care in these virus ridden days. I have asthma so I dont technically have to wear a mask...but I do because it is the right thing to do (and before you ask I do not have any sort of mask fetish). I have seen children younger than 11 wearing masks so it can be done. I think it should be that if you are so unwell that you cannot wear a mask then you cannot and must not go out. It's simple isn't it?  Apparently not 🙄  
Fab write!  x

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