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Let It Rip.

It is good to fart.
From ones inside squeeze and let all that wind depart.
When i let one rip it reads high on the richter scale chart.
They do say it is good for ones heart.
Just open those cheeks apart.
And count to three and then start.
Oh yes till your hearts content just fart.
 

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Being Me

🤣🤣🤣  LOL!  Squeaky shoes? 🤣  A great humorous read. Thank you for the chuckle x

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