Life is unpredictable so you need something to laugh at

roses are red
violets are blue
your face is ugly
it makes me wanna spew
do me a favour 
and sit in a shoe
so i cant see your face
and i'll kick you into space

daisies are white
tulips are red
i hope you get stabbed
so you'll finally be dead
everything you own
would be sold for nothing
as everything thing you own
is nothing
i sold all your stuff
before you got back
from your trip overseas
to kaolack (its a city in Senegal)

dogs can be happy
cats are little shits
frogs are fun pets
go and throw sticks
your dog will chase it
your cat will hiss
any decent frog
will croak at that hiss