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Little Kitty May

Little Kitty May

I cannot sit still or lay
Said the little kitten May
I feel like a grump 
I have no energy or umph
My attitude is low my temper is high
To say I’m happy is a lie
The head it aches 
My paws they shake 
My friends I will not tred
Isnt there steam coming from my head?
I lack a smile or happy meow
Yet the other kitties like me somehow
Oh what? What did you say?
Kit Kat wants to play?
I pur and can’t wait to explore
Pretending I don’t feel that way any more  

 

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