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Load of Walkers

Load of Walkers

My friend has taken up a new hobby..
it's called ' walking'
She goes ' walking' with a man
from the pub,
Who rang her one day,
and said..
' do you fancy going for a walk'
and she said yes .
So,
they now walk around the National Park,
and go for cups of tea,
and cakes .

I don't like walking
it's boring
I'd have to twidle my thumbs
if I walked,
further than necessary..
But, to walk for fun.?
I'd find it hard .
if push comes to shove..
I can just about walk
to the shops..
over the road .
I'm all walked out..

Now she has two avid
walkers ringing her
for a walk in the park -
A craggy walk or a walk
in the peaks..?
I wonder if they
will have a threesome...
eventually..?
taking it all in their stride..
I think I'll sit this one out .

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Tony Taylor

Big Smiles from me Miss PAULINE!!......this is VERY cleverly worded....and a most enjoyable read.....I think I may abstain on my opinion about the walking though.....as I see it as romantic and at the same time something I could not do on a regular basis.....more smiles.....I very much enjoy your sense of humor though!!.....ALL STARS!!....well done dear poet sister!!.....LOVE & ROCKETS!......T xo  : )

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pauline codd

Cheers Tony...I think there's more to this walking lark ..let's see when the paths cross what happens...

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