Loin Sprinkler

More pious than you me
only ejaculates freely
for the express purpose
of reproductivity

Not even tissues
will be utilized
to soak up my wasted seed
when I'm feeling horny
and lonely

Propagation of our species
is a biological necessity

We all gotta do our part
and give in to what comes naturally

If only I could find
willing fertile birthing vessels
to accommodate these needs

Ready, willing, and able am I
to do what it takes to multiply
using my egg guided missile sperms
as a hammer
to your receptive nail

Together we shall
regenerate the human population
and rescue the human race
from self generated
ignominious extinction 

Ladies? 

Time for you to do
your maternal duty
and assume
the procreation position
to save humanity