LONDON STREET

 
All kinds of shenanigans happen on this London street
When it comes to scandal it certainly can't be beat
The lady at number four has a lover in tow 
I wonder if her husband happens to know 

The couple who live next door row day and night 
Only with words mind you nobody seen them fight
Across the road at number ten is a lovely gay man
Gives all his love to his bright pink coloured van 

Next to the shop is a lady who is rarely ever seen 
Always looks out of her curtains coloured lime green
The kids at number forty three are in trouble once more
With aerosols and paint on a wall they decide to draw 

I like to visit this London street whenever I'm that way
Never know what's going to happen I have to say 
My street where I live is dull in comparison it's true
Nothing ever happens and certainly not any hullabaloo