LOSING THEIR FIZZ

Disaster occurring now in the United States
Noting to do with Trump or any of his mates 
Carbon dioxide from ethanol plants are running low
They make drinks so fizzy if you didn't already know 

Imagine the taste of a flat Coke or premium beer
Leave the tastebuds to be rather strange and queer
That would mean the Americans would lose their fizz
I can imagine them all saying golly and gee whizz

Pure juice is the healthy option is what I say 
Milk or milk shake is another option anyway 
So Americans don't worry and do not fret 
Plenty of other alternatives I'm willing to bet