love affair with the internet

When I check my emails
It seems shutterfly loves me
Specials from Wal-Mart too
Wendy's ice cream 
Boo hoo! 

When I check my emails
Perusing through Expedia,
Hotel.com,  Agoda
It appears travel loves me
Woo hoo! 

Come on Internet
Send me a love message 
Not a commercial
Do I look like a consumer 
To you! 

One more McDonald's special
Another Burger King coupon
Do I look like I need a pack of fries
Am I merely a customer
For you!

You don't have the balls to tell me off
Or even to turn me off
One simple click and you're gone
Delete

F YOU!!