Love's Young Dream

He wanted a penis enlarger

gave him a magnifying glass

I said “where’s the food go"

he replied “look at your ass"

He likes to call me his experience

what he calls all his mistakes

I call him my grievance

my heart he constantly breaks

When he yawns he gets to open his mouth

otherwise he tends to keep stum when I’m about

he lives poor, so he can die rich

calls me an overspending bitch

Were no longer love’s young dream

when I see him I want to scream

I kill his ills with pills

his money pays his funeral bills