Low Life.

Let me tell you about my lover.
She is only two foot four.
From her head down to the floor.
She has a problem opening the bloody door.
But from her caring love she does pour.
For me size does not matter.
It is a loyal soul i am after.
Her name Bridget.
Bridget the midget.
Her i do love so.
Even though she's way down down low.