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Machine Maintenance

Machine Maintenance

A lot of machines
are a lot like women
you have to read the manual
and press the right buttons

Machines can have a hissy fit
just won’t work thats it
you’ve pressed the wrong button
or turned the wrong key
today machine will cause misery

But treat them right
tend to their needs
and they’ll perform day and night
machine gives out what you feed

So be a good mechanic
be your machines tonic
bring the oil 
for you it will toil

but remember 
and keep an eye on when
every machine
needs a service now and then

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Patrick Cowan

the problem being most men and women love to play with knobs and buttons but few have a true understanding of what the true reaction will be. a lot of truth here, 

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Susan O'Reilly

Hi Patrick thanks for reading yeah knobs and buttons and some turn off instead of on lol cheers have a great day x

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