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Male Contraceptive Pill

Male Contraceptive Pill

Male Contraceptive Pill
my heart stands still
give up control
of such an important role
some can’t iron a shirt
but able to prevent birth

Will they beep at allotted time?
in my head alarm bells chime
Is it too much to be asking?
wouldn’t it be multi-tasking?
expecting him to do the deed
and stop the spread of seed

I’m sorry lads, this one I don’t trust
my own birth control is a must

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Susan O'Reilly

HI William no I wouldn't want to offend so now and again might tweak boundaries a little lol thanks a million cheers x

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Tina Moore

susan i really admire you .your poems are a breath of fresh air to me.you really have a great poet in you and coming from the south of ireland a bit of craic thrown in too enjoy all the best tina

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Susan O'Reilly

thanks tina i write quick don't work hard maybe I should but I don't think i'd keep doing it if I didnt find it fun glad you enjoyed x

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Sydney Smith

I absolutely love this and the message behind it. I agree with this poem to the fullest extent. Really well done! c:

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