Man It Down

Holster those hormones!!

Too much time spent
in the masculine tense
can lead to conflict
as we boys constantly engage
in pointless pissing contests
to territorial declare
our tenuous dominance..

As we selfish swine ignore
the long suffering girls
rolling their collective eyes..

Trapped in their Mommy roles
wiping the noses of we sniveling brats..

Consigned to mop up
our every egotistical mess..

Perhaps the time has arrived
to let the wenches take the keys
and finally get to drive
the broken down 
testosterone fueled bus