Man of dots

Like 1 Pin it 0I am a man of dots
Spots,
What nots,
Things turn around
At Stop streets
I see POTS on signs
And spots on lines
Police officer came up to me
He said you are the DEVIL
I thought he said "where I lived"
So I
Replied 22 Mad Street,
He said "you mean Dam street"
I asked the officer if he wanted to come in for desserts
I think I meant
..... feeling "stressed"
:
:
Pans turn into snaps
Pam becomes a map
God becomes dog
Pals become LAPS, oooops slap SPAL
When I got a call from the PM
I thought it was the military police MP
And I ran and ran
And ran as fast as I nac
I mean CAN
Maws is SWAM
And
Nametag is gateman
When I went to the pet shop
to see PETS
I entered the steps-shop
I asked can I touch the puppies "s w a p"
They had blank faces
I had meant PAWS, they
Threw me out
Don't come back
You drunken lout
Stepped in a HOOP
I meant a pooh
At the restaurant I asked for snoops
I meant spoons
At the bakery I asked for snubs
Instead of BUNS
Once again as fast I could run
I asked the electricity company
For diapers
I meant what was the
REPAID amount to ....
I am a man of dots
Spots,
What nots
Did the girl go through?

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Comments
LOL! LOL!.... you're a trip dude!!......I liked all the hilarity of the misspoken words turning into intent after having recognized the inebriated delivery........ hey, I tried!!...... but I couldn't get the girl to go through !!.......you're such an interesting wordsmith JAI MASTERS!!.......ALL STARS....... fun stuff!!........LOVE and ROCKETS !!........T xo. ?
It will work keep trying - jai
live evolve adapt
see you soon!
Luv &
rocket salad ? Jai:)