Mani-pedi

I need a pedicure
and a manicure
and someone to carry me
on a litter like a queen.

Mundane activities tend to break
my nails and my spirit.
I notice this as I try to type.
My fingernails are all too long.

I can't hit the keys properly
so I would rather give dic
tation to you, my oral prowess
communicating more effectively

than the words I type
because those only confuse
and hurt you and if I'm going
to hurt you, I want my nails

sharpened and long so I can
mark you with scratches
running a course over your back
and thighs and...oh my I only

wanted a pedicure
and a manicure
and for you to carry me
and claim me your queen.