man´s best friend

i have a dog and he is mad -

he just eat the kitchen table -

yesterday he eat the chair 

and last week the tv cabal

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i really don´t know what to do -

i am half afraid to sleep-

for if i drift off just for a while -

i fear it´s me he will eat 

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i took him to the vet -

just to see what he could do -

he eat a cat and a pig -

and the vet´s cockatoo

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sweet lord this dog is crazy

i fear for my life 

although if i bring him home-

he might eat my nagging wife 

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well to cut a long story short 

the wife  didn´t last long

this dog is the best i ever had 

and it´s here he belongs

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writen 

by 

paul o carroll