Meanwhile in the love department..

If one fails a math's test
Just study harder and resit the exam
But failing at love...
how does one fix that?
A terrain where the goal posts shift
And so do the rules:
"Be a team player
but make sure you lose your cool"
"Oh, wait not that much!
I meant in warm touch"
"Still too tepid
Frigid as snow
make it hotter...
Yes, that's the go"
"Ouch! You burnt me!
Go easy you brute
I don't need a rock band
Just classic flute"
"You're getting a bit boring
I feel cold as ice
Jazz it up a bit
Show me some spice"
"I'm a bit over stimulated
Let's tone it down
Make it pragmatic
Like cozy duck down"
"I didn't mean no fun
Try to get creative Hon"
"I don't know what I want
But I know I want you
Can we wine and dine
at a table for two?"

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