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MEDIEVAL TIMES/Modern Day

Utensil Police

MEDIEVAL TIMES/Modern Day

Times have changed...

In the Medeival Times you ate your food with your hands...

Starting next year if you don't ask to not eat with your hands...

Here's your food, no bags, utensils and condiments are available upon request...

​​​​​​Will you wish you ordered Pizza?

​​​​​​The feel of Medieval Times over dinner...

Keep it in mind if it's your first date and you just want take out or delivery...

​​​​​Remember it's for the Environment...

Fine Print

Because, you don't know how not to waste...

You are unable to make right choices...

(people are slobs).

If you see the Utensil Police he just might hand you a fine...

Enjoy your Meal!

Because, nothing else is too important...

sparrowsong

 

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Wilford Barker

Amazing!! 
Thanks for bringing this to light SPARROWSONG.
‘There is nothing new under the sun..
What was, shall return.. if not in my lifetime.. then my great grand children.
The circle of life.

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sparrowsong

Hello Wilford...

Now, it's Law and businesses can/will be fined in the Summer of 2024...

Just in time for School Vacations...

Thank you for your kind comment and support...

P.S. No napkins, Water usage concerns, Gas Stoves are a problem, Washing Machines that don't really clean your clothes are to be the new norm... 

Sounds like everyone can be dirty thus having permission to eat with dirty hands...

Yummy!

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