MIDDLE AGE

The hair on his head is now fading away
Is it better to be bald or better to be grey
The middle age spread is now taking hold
His body during winter starts to feel the cold

He was once a virile and active young man
Now he snoozes in his chair whenever he can
An armchair football fan he is now become
With beer by his side and a bottle of rum

Time waits for no man and doesn't stand still
Whatever happens in life there is no magic pill
Grow old gracefully would be my advice to you
I'm fifty one now so I know this to be true