MISTER GORGEOUS

 
He calls himself Mister Gorgeous get out of his way 
Preens in front of the mirror every single day 
Always smartly dressed not a hair out of place
Never gets bored at looking at his attractive face  

He thinks he is God's gift to the opposite sex
One night with Mister Gorgeous has lasting effects  
With his amazing six pack and fine skin tone  
All the ladies swoon and all the fellas moan 

Mister Gorgeous is something I never shall be
However I'm more than happy just being me