Poem -

A mobile phone

A mobile phone!!

Absence of  me   , makes  humans  alone  in   world,             Same  as  dog  with  his  smelling   sense  hurdeled.

Limit of my size is tending to          zero  ,            Everybody buys me and becomes  a         hero.

Network  is  my    brain   ,     I  don’t  leave  people  in  stress  and   strain.

My  eye  catches  people’s  reaction,

Captures  everything  in  fractions,

Sometime   fractures  many  emotions,

Most  times   rupture   vital  relations.

Electricity  is what I feed         ,      supercharged battery is my need.

In crimes sometime I lead     ,        I am the medium by which many issues can be                          freed.    <corruption ,etc.>

I am the reason for businessman being busy,

 Use of me makes life easy,

My speed is accelerating like 2g and 3g.

People   assumes     internet    as my virtual heart,

Kids plays   games    in me like angry birds and darts,

Youths  use me to see their FB’S timeline chart.

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Ravindra Kumar

Well done! Craze and necessity of modern people is glorified in beautiful manner. Apart of it there is a flush upon disadvantage nature too.

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Piyush Bhatt_1

thnks for this compliment, i will try to sustain thiss in future.

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